Shows, Shredders, and Sonograms

JK about the sonograms! But everything else is 100% TRUE!

We got some freshman meat that's joined the ranks at Fagettes, Inc - or should I say, The Nu-gettes?

Up on bass is Big Joe "Bass-Face" Packard. A natural in the ring, satan's own. He plays for approximately 329082384 bands, all excellent. His "likes" include Michelob Ultra, The Adventures of Pete 'N' Pete, and shredding. Hide your daughters - hell, hide your mothers. His moustache puts my Aunt Gertrude's to shame!

And joining us on 2nd guitar duty is Boston's own Matt "The Stink" Garlick. This barely-legal co-ed's interests include playing guitar for Allston legends Nice Guys, learning in school, dope, and "tending to his farts." Oh, to be young again!

So where can you catch these hotties and all your old Fagette favorites in action?! THIS SUNDAY at Great Scott with garage superstars and Burger Records hellions Heavy Cream and Those Darlin's! Come support touring babes!! RSVP online, asshat.

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