We got some freshman meat that's joined the ranks at Fagettes, Inc - or should I say, The Nu-gettes?
Up on bass is Big Joe "Bass-Face" Packard. A natural in the ring, satan's own. He plays for approximately 329082384 bands, all excellent. His "likes" include Michelob Ultra, The Adventures of Pete 'N' Pete, and shredding. Hide your daughters - hell, hide your mothers. His moustache puts my Aunt Gertrude's to shame!
And joining us on 2nd guitar duty is Boston's own Matt "The Stink" Garlick. This barely-legal co-ed's interests include playing guitar for Allston legends Nice Guys, learning in school, dope, and "tending to his farts." Oh, to be young again!
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